Hhhmmm....

Not quite sure what exactly I am describing. I'm assuming I am to describe what my "Tumblr is all about (Someone should probably tell them they forget an "e" but who am I to judge?). I'll be completely honest here- I'm jumping on the bandwagon. I also need a summer hobby. I tend to watch YouTube and College Humor videos a lot so I'll probably be posting those or anything that makes me laugh. I may rant, I've been known to be on a soapbox from time to time so ehhhhh, you can scroll past them or I have a crazy idea- don't read my tumblr. I like to use acronyms. Get use to it. My BMFL told me to make a tumblr and now we can have blog parties because thaaat's how we roll (BMFL= Bridesmaid for life, or fa or fho- Not sure how the general public is spelling 'for' these days so take your pick.). Anywoo, I'm sure if you're reading this, I know you so hey mom!

My mother barely understands the concept of Facebook so me doubts she'd understand this concept. I can hear it now, "What? What is it? It's spelled wrong. You post a picture that someone got from someone who got it from someone else? What is the point? Will they be able to track you down? Did you put your address on it? I'm sure there was a Lifetime movie about a girl who made a tumbler that died, so be careful. Is this Facebook?"

June 22, 2009

Guessssss who’s sinngggllle, laddddiiiesss (and Oliver)??

Here is an open letter to Mr. Gosselin who is apparently ON THE MARKET.

Dear Jon,

Here is why you should consider me as a new Stepmother of your herd of children…

A. I love kids! Especially half asian kids because let’s face it, they are uh-dor-able.

B. I especially like half asian men… slightly balding too….

C. I’m in your target age range- in fact, I’m 2 years younger than that teacher SOOO bonus for you!

D. I think Kate’s a bitch and I totally would have given Maddy the whole damn bottle of water.

(However, I can style my hair into the Kate Gosselin style if your still into that….)

4 good reasons as to why I think I could be America’s Next Top Stepmother

*Ed. note: I have no shame

No shame at all.*

I will bet $10 (and that’s 10 whole beers on dolla dolla beer nights) that next year, TLC will have a brand spankin’ new reality show in which 20 women will compete to be the Stepmother of the Gosselin pack but only ONE will win. “Jon & “Blank” Plus 8”.

maaaybbbeee you shouldn’t be airing out all ya biznay on cable television because your kids are going to be fuh-hudged up in ze end.

2 years ago

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